Matt's Ruminations

Soul Food movie review (Boondocks style)

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:54:01 -0400

Soul Food movie review (Boondocks style)

Don’t Ever Talk To The Police…..Under Any...

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:08:30 -0400

Don’t Ever Talk To The Police…..Under Any Circumstances!

(Part 2)

Taking A Break From Posting

Wed, 14 May 2008 21:12:53 -0400

Taking a small hiatus from posting while I get a few things in order. Feel free to chill in the waiting room.

Where's My Stuff Gonna Go?

Sat, 10 May 2008 16:37:35 -0400

Losing a Home, Then Losing All Out of Storage

I personally felt that Mr. Carlin could only be right so many times, but here he is calling it again when it comes to the housing crisis, and where to put “all your stuff”.

“That’s all your house is, a pile of stuff with a cover on it”

(1986 Premonition)

Google+Unicef, They're The Bacardi & Cola Of Universal Aid

Sat, 10 May 2008 03:22:56 -0400

Support disaster relief in Myanmar (Burma)

African Women Have Mastered This Technique For Thousand's Of Years. Time To Get Cracking Americans!

Fri, 09 May 2008 23:27:01 -0400

Bundle Wrapping, Its The “In” Thing Right Now

Listen, and learn: How To Select The Right Stuff For Your Travels

Hillary’s “Downfall” LOL

Fri, 09 May 2008 00:28:10 -0400

Hillary’s “Downfall”

LOL

(A little photography to fit the mood) I’m glad to know...

Thu, 08 May 2008 18:37:44 -0400

(A little photography to fit the mood)

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one getting royally FU*KED on the job market.

6 months in and I’m still looking for work, if that isn’t disparaging, I don’t know what is.

Have you seen this girl?

Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:24 -0400

Have you seen this girl?

Excuse Me Sir, Yes, Hello. Is This Where They Are Holding The Auditions For Stomp?

Thu, 08 May 2008 12:07:59 -0400

Before They Became Police, These Men Were Italy’s Finest Grape Crushers

Televised Video Of Incident:

They Do What The Cops Can't...So What's The Problem?

Wed, 07 May 2008 14:39:44 -0400

8 Men Disguised As Cops Are Accused of Abducting, Torturing and Robbing Dozens of Drug Dealers

The Chief’s going to sh*t a brick, but we know he’ll just yell a lot at these best-intentions-underdog m.o.d. squad. Relax guys, the chief loves ya, he’s just tough on the outside.

Why can’t we just embrace the Paul Kersey’s of this world, instead of imprisoning them? They save law enforcement officers everywhere a lot of red tape.

You Find Some Weird Sh*t On The Internet Come 2 O'Clock In The Morning

Tue, 06 May 2008 01:52:37 -0400

Don’t Fu*k With The Orkin Man

Motherfuc*er thinks he’s rambo, haha

Mon, 05 May 2008 22:57:26 -0400

Motherfuc*er thinks he’s rambo, haha

Destroying A Civilized Society Is Like Eating Cake, You Start From The Inside And Move Outwards

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:52:00 -0400

"This City Deserves A Better Class Of Criminal...And I'm Going To Give It To Them"

Mon, 05 May 2008 03:53:14 -0400

"This City Deserves A Better Class Of Criminal...And I'm Going To Give It To Them":

(Unknown Gang Leader) - “So, what are you proposing?”

(The Joker) - “Its simple…Kill The Batman”

Its Deliciously Evil…….I love it

The Force Is Strong With This One

Sun, 04 May 2008 03:32:00 -0400

Great Job Guys, That Was One In A Million =)

Style And Form Come First, But Kicking Ass Comes A Close Fuc*ing Second

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:07:13 -0400

NYPD Detectives Talk Looks While Busting Bad Guys

As my dear readers know, I was involved in the NYPD candidate program back in the winter but dropped out. Pending certain negotiations, I may return to move onto the ranks of my coveted dream position of 1st Grade Detective Lieutenant.

Being as it is now, its always good to keep tabs on what the latest men’s fashions are when it comes to the investigation/intelligence division of the New York Police Department.

Now that we know they will always be looking spotless, what about their taste buds? Hey fellas, who here is up for some Amuse Bouche at Per Se?

Weekend Food Edition - Cuy: The Other Other Other White Meat

Sat, 03 May 2008 13:35:00 -0400

Cuy, its whats for lunch

I’m a New Yorker, so by definition alone I’m into anything cultural that’s new and interesting, I’ll try anything at least once. This however took a good 30 seconds or so for me to get over laughing. The video is priceless, they show a restaurant operator basting and cooking (into the rotisserie) a little animal that looks like a giant rat, but its actually a Guinea Pig. Looks tasty, however readers be warned; cuy doesn’t have a lot of meat on it, and it also takes almost two hours to cook (so call in advance to the restaurant before heading out). Now, where did I put the knife and fork?

Computers That Start Up Instantly, Cell Phones You Can Talk On For Days, Vibrators That Can Go For Weeks

Fri, 02 May 2008 18:13:50 -0400

Computers That Start Up Instantly, Cell Phones You Can Talk On For Days, Vibrators That Can Go For Weeks

I'm Amazed This Guy Didn't Contract "Hairy Palm"

Fri, 02 May 2008 12:36:37 -0400

Today In The News: Japanese Office Worker Browses 270,000 Porn Sites

Wow, 270,000 sites, with the math broken down, that’s roughly 2,888 sites a day!

Being that he’s Japanese, I don’t suppose theirs a rule in the Hagakure for being found at your desk “choking the rabbi”. So a slap on the wrist and a slight pay reduction isn’t so bad. Then again, the whole office knows what he did. Good luck trying to shake hands with upper management now.

Made me think of that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie: